Funny Birthday Quotes And Sayings

If you want some really funny birthday quotes and sayings here is an article which has a long list of birthday quotes that are funny and subtle as well.Birthdays are a time for fun and frolic. Everybody comes together for a friend's or family member's birthday. Birthday's makes a person feel special and loved.

 

• My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of …………. Lord-only-knows

• Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.

• About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.

• For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.

• Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.

• Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years.

• Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.

• Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.

• Age is a number and mine is unlisted.

• When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.

• Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.

• When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.

• It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.

• Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

• A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.

• Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

• Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

• Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.

• After 30, a body has a mind of its own.

• A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

• You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

• As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.

• A well-adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she wants for her birthday, but even knows what she's going to exchange it for.

• I never forget my wife's birthday. It's usually the day after she reminds me about it.

• When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.

• Age is a number and mine is unlisted.

• Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

• There is still no cure for the common birthday.