Funny Quotes About Boys

Filthy but adorable, naughty yet angelic, strong and helpless -- boys are an intriguing bundle of contradictions. Boys grow into men, but at some level, boys remain boys. They never shed their fetishes -- be it games, gizmos, or girls. Read these funny quotes about boys and you will find a striking parallel with the boys and men you know.

• Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy.

• When I grow up I want to be a little boy.

• What is genius? It is the power to be a boy again at will.

• No one knows how it is that with one glance a boy can break through into a girl's heart.

• Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable.

• Boys are beyond the range of anybody's sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.

• There comes a time in every rightly constructed boy's life that he has a raging desire to go somewhere and dig for hidden treasure.

• Boys and young men acquire readily the moral sentiments of their social milieu, whatever these sentiments may be.

• The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing.

• George Washington, as a boy, was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth. He could not even lie.

• A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.

• Give a boy address and accomplishments and you give him the mastery of palaces and fortunes where he goes.

• A boy's story is the best that is ever told.

• I was a thirteen-year-old boy for thirty years.

• When I was a boy, I always saw myself as a hero in comic books and in movies. I grew up believing this dream.