Funny Quotes Words to Live By

Words to live by stay with you forever, becoming your hope in times of despair. Read on for these words of wisdom and inspiration so that they make a difference to you today for a better tomorrow.After a mundane day at work, a few words with your friends or colleagues can get you caught up in a rapture of laughter. It is these words that are later remembered in tough times. Words to live by are the ones that make a lasting impression on your mind, becoming your inspiration in times of despair. Spoken with spontaneity these words have the power of resonating hours and hours of laughter. Here are a few funny words to live by said by serious men and women.

Words to Live By

• There is no half singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera singer ~ Joseph Groban

• I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you.

• I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. ~ Oscar Wilde

• Don't drink and drive - you might hit a bump and spill it. ~ Murphy's Law

• Virtue is insufficient temptation. ~ George Bernard Shaw

• Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives. ~ Abba Eban

• If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. ~ Aristotle

• Attention to health is life greatest hindrance. ~ Plato

• Alcohol - the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. ~ Homer Simpson

• Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ~ Jim Carrey

• Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely. ~ P. J. O'Rourke 

• Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it. ~ Tom Lehrer 

• The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. ~ Stanislaw Jerszy Lec 

• Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television. ~ Woody Allen 

• Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. ~ Truman Capote