Funny School Quotes

If you're looking for the best Funny School Quotes...you've definitely come to the right place. This list of School Quotes is loaded with the most hilarious quotations on all topics related to school. Enjoy these great quotes!

• "If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers."
~Edgar W. Howe

• "My school days were the happiest days of my life; which should give you some indication of the misery I've endured over the past twenty-five years."
~ Paul Merton

• "In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
~ Mark Twain

• "We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school."
~ Peter De Vries

• "But there are advantages to being elected President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret."
~ Ronald Reagan

• "In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends."
~ David Spade

• "My mother tells this story that when I first went to school, I thought I was going to help the teachers. I didn't realize I was going to get educated."
~ Moon Unit Zappa

• "Remember in elementary school you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file from smallest to tallest? What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?"
~ Warren Hutcherson

• "I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."
~ Mark Twain

• "Thank goodness I was never sent to school; it would have rubbed off some of the originality."
~ Beatrix Potter

• "There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in."
~ Will Rogers

• "True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country."
~ Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

• "I never did very well in math—I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally."
~ Calvin Trillin

• "As long as teachers give tests, there will always be prayer in schools."
~ Unknown

• "My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers."
~ Woody Allen

• "We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school."
~ Peter De Vries