Funny Movie Quotes

Here are some funny movie quotes that can make you roll on the floor with laughter. Read on.

• "You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle."
- Duck Soup (1933)

• Melissa: You really love animals, don't you?Ace Ventura: If it gets cold enough.
- Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)

• Mr. Shickadance: Venturaaahhh!
Ace Ventura: Yes, Satan? [Turns around.] Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else. - Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)

• If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer.
- Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)

• "Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This is the War Room."
- Dr. Strangelove (1964)

• Reporter: Tell me, how did you find America?
John Lennon: Turned left at Greenland. - A Hard Day's Night (1964)

• "The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. But, but, think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses."
- Love and Death (1975)

• Major Strasser: What is your nationality?
Rick Blaine: I'm a drunkard.Capt. Louis Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world. - Casablanca (1942)

• "Do you think he's maybe compensating for something?" (Shrek while looking at Lord Farquaad's castle)
- Shrek (2001)

• "This is the part where you run away." (Shrek, whispering to the mob after roaring at them)
- Shrek (2001)

• "People are always telling you that change is a good thing, but what they're really saying is that something that you didn't want to happen just happened."
- You've Got Mail (1998)

• "How do you know my dimwitted inexperience isn't really a subtle form of manipulation used to lower people's expectations, thereby enhancing my ability to maneuver myself within any given situation?"
- Scream 2 (1997)

• "Tomorrow's not just tomorrow. It's like the future, y'know?"
- She's All That (1999)

• "Evil will always prevail, because good is dumb."
- Spaceballs (1987)