Funny Valentine's Day Sayings

Tickle your darling's funny bone with these funny Quotes Valentine's Day sayings. The bond of love grows stronger when you share a sense of humor. Laughter also helps ease out tensions and conflict.

• Ingrid Bergman
  A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
  
  
• Helen Rowland
  Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.
  
  
• Thomas Szasz
  Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults.
  
  
• Author Unknown
  I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.
  
  
• Linus
  I love making friends. It’s people I can’t stand.
  
  
• Barbara Bush
  I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that, they just about throw up.
  
  
• Dorothy Parker
  I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
  
  
• Hilaire Belloc
  I’m tired of love; I’m still more tired of rhyme; but money gives me pleasure all the time.
  
  
• Groucho Marx
  Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
  
  
• Fred Allen
  It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals.
  
  
• Lynda Barry
  Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
  
  
• Pauline Thomason
  Love is blind. Marriage is the eye-opener.
  
  
• Judith Viorst
  Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.
  
  
• Julius Gordon
  Love is not blind; it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
  
  
• Robert Heinlein
  Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.
  
  
• Basta
  Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely.
  
  
• Judith Viorst
  One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of love with him, or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until maybe you fall in again.
  
  
• Albert Ellis
  The art of love is largely the art of persistence.
  
  
• Mort Sahl
  The bravest thing that men do is love women.
  
  
• Theodor Reik
  The lover is a monotheist who knows that other people worship different gods but cannot himself imagine that there could be other gods.
  
  
• George Bernard Shaw
  The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
  
  
• John Kenneth Galbraith
  There’s a certain part of the contented majority who love anybody who is worth a billion dollars.