Authors : Albert Einstein's Funny Quotes

While Albert Einstein's reputation was for his genius (in mathematics and physics), he had a great sense of humor about life and human foibles. Here is a short sampling of his funny quotes.

• The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

• The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all art and science.

• Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.

• If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.

• Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value.

• Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.

• Example isn't another way to teach, it is the only way to teach.

• Human beings, vegetables, or comic dust, we all dance to a mysterious tune, intoned in the distance by an invisible player.

• Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism -how passionately I hate them!

• Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.

• Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

• The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

• Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

• In order to form an immaculate member of a flock of sheep one must, above all, be a sheep.

• Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

• Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal.

• The devil has put a penalty on all things we enjoy in life. Either we suffer in health or we suffer in soul or we get fat.

• The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.